Bengals line

For the record, here is the complete line about Ickey Woods and the Bengals from CBS’ new “How I Met Your Mother” last Monday night (8:30 pm, Ch 12), when Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) dared Robin (Cobie Smulders ) to do the Ickey shuffle on TV:
“As you’re doing it, you say: ‘Elbert ‘Ickey’ Woods, the Bengals were fools to cut you in ’91. Your 1,525 yards rushed and 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten. So coach Dave Shula, screw you and your crappy streakhouse.’ And your prize? One thousand dollars.”

“Queer Eye” guy update
Bravo has announced a series of “Queer Eye” wedding episodes starting Dec. 6. The show featuring Christian Hurst, a 1990 Moeller High School graduate, will air Jan. 3. It was taped in April at a New Jersey park lodge.

Come on down
Olivia Cardwell from Hamilton gets a chance to come home a winner from “The Price Is Right” at 11 a.m. today (Ch 12).

Kiese-watching
Stephen Colbert's long-awaited spin-off from "The Daily Show" premieres tonight at 11:30 p.m. on Comedy Central, with NBC's Stone Phillips as guest. As much as I love Colbert's reports on Jon Stewart's show -- not just the best fake news show on TV, but also the most consistently funny program anywhere on the tube, better than Letterman or Leno -- can he carry a half-hour by himself? Four nights a week? I hope so, but I have my doubts.... What do you think?