More Da Vinci Code secrets
Thought you might need a laugh today. Did you hear Chris O’Brien’s Top 10 list about the Da Vinci Code on oldies WGRR-FM (103.5)? Here it is:
Top Ten Other Secrets Revealed in the Da Vinci Code
10 - At Jesus’ bachelor party St Peter wasn’t such a saint.
9 - Most disturbing mystery—Tom Hank’s hair.
8 - Even Da Vinci couldn’t figure out why Chris Daughtry was kicked off American Idol.
7 - The Code is broken with the help of Shaggy and Scooby.
6 - Mary Magdalene chosen to replace Star Jones on The View.
5 - The Da Vinci Code turns out to be what Da Vinci used to get cash out of the ATM.
4 - Thanks to product placement, last supper takes place at Applebee’s
3 - Magician David Blaine spends a week immersed in holy water.
2 - What happens in Vatican City, Stays in Vatican City.
And the Number 1 Other Secret Revealed in the Da Vinci Code:
1. Not every actor named Tom is a complete Nutcase.
If you’re a Katie Couric fan, watch the “Today” show next Wednesday for a three-hour recap of her career (7-10 a.m.).
Sorry for the short blog today. Busy week, with sweeps ending tonight. I hope Kat wins tonight– she’s the best – but it probably will be Taylor. She’ll have the better career of the two…